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Q: How do you pronounce MAN-n-BAG?
A: Any way you want. We pronounce it "man-bag."
Q: Where
can I get MAN-n-BAG in the UK?
A: Unfortunately, only through the internet and shipping
costs are really really high. Currently, we do not sell through any
retail outlets in the UK but if you want to recommend one that we should
consider, please send us their name and we'll look into it.
Q: Can I call this a "Man Purse"?
A: Definitely not, “man purse” is an oxymoron.
Q: Can I call this a "Murse"?
A: Absolutely not, “murse” is short for "merkin" + "purse"
(...look it up on your own).
Q: Instead of the MAN-n-BAG, could I use one of those WWII style map cases that they sell in some
army surplus shops?
A: The "map case" is only acceptable if you actually carry maps, clearly marked with the enemy position, and you have a cyanide capsule sewn into the lining in case you're captured.
Q: What’s wrong with fanny packs?
A: Lots of things: for example - "Fanny," and
it's no longer the
80s. Fanny packs rate up there with cell phone belt clips. But if you like cute stringy things hugging your
waist, wear them. Men wear MAN-n-BAGs.
Q: I've owned MAN-n-BAG for a month now and can't imagine life without it! I have one question though: Does this mean that
I'm gay?
A: There is no link between MAN-n-BAG ownership and sexual orientation. If you're not sure about your sexual orientation, you might want to read the article at:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/context/defining.html
Q: Is MAN-n-BAG washable?
A: We wouldn't recommend machine washing, but you can easily wash your MAN-n-BAG with a wet cloth.
Q: Can women wear MAN-n-BAGs?
A: Only men wear MAN-n-BAGs. Have you ever seen a woman with a MAN-n-BAG?
Q: In what colors can I order MAN-n-BAG?
A: As of today, you can order your MAN-n-BAG in any color you want as long as the color you want is black.
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